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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism.

~The way I see it, if you got haters that you must be doing something right~

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Gifty for bestie~ by DjNessa
Gifty for bestie~
just a lil somethin for omiceyo on AK, hope it was what your were describing though i mean like a horse with black hair and red highlights was all i understood so dunno if i captured its majestically godlike gold shinny...ness...? and an awesome ear mark...
but anyways hope ya like bruh n thanks for yer help and being a bro~
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JohnDave by DjNessa
JohnDave
request by a scarletmidnight.tumblr.com/ of her favorite ship~ (#sosorryittooksolongtogetituploaded #parentsfinallyleftthehouse)
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Untitled by DjNessa
Untitled
uhg da and its no symbol title allowed policy.... was supost to be ♋♊.
welp worked on this for 5...technicly 6 days, lots of redrawing and ran out of normal paper so grabed the last thing id ever use... and loving how its turning out hopefully I can transfer it to some white paper when I can find some 7_7
(iz will give u a cookie if u can guess which fandom 20 if you know who these sweeties are~)
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Tagged by :iconmickeymee:
 im in a lil bit of pain and emotions are running up n down, hopefully this will take my mind off of it

1. Do you snore?
nope

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
fighter! fuck love

3. What's your worst fear?
spiders ._.

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
never had any legos of any sorts

5. What do you think of "reality" tv?
its not even reality just a bunch of bull crap with a bit of lame drama

6. Do you chew on your straws?
i bite em n chew sometimes but its the only way i can tell if its mine or not since i share my sodas w/ friends -.-

7. Were you a cute baby?
eh...? i think a kitten is cuter then me

8. Is the single life for you?
yes n no

9. What color is your keyboard?
white

10. Do your sing in the shower?
i daydream in the shower
does that count?
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
no sounds terrifying but fun

12. Any secret talents?
being the only person absolutely silent other then that idk

13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
bahamas!!!! or hawii

14. Can you swim?
yeeahhh

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
what?

17. Do you care about the ozone?
i never really think about it

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
i dont know i dont lick i suck-oh wait
(do people really count that? weird)

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
no

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
airplane and helicopter :3

21. Are you a single child?
yeah all my siblings are old ._.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
manual, electronic just no

23. What's your stand on hunting?
hunting for fun =only if its not making that animal extinct or endangered 
hunting to keep population good = absolutely
honestly i love hunting if its to kill or capture, study, release (if you want to know when i got to go on an expedition trip to do that with merkats just ask ^U^ it was fun)

24. Is marriage in your future?
if my parents decide to go on with the arranged marriage

25. Do you like your handwriting?
no

26. What are you allergic to?
cigar smoke (its weird ._.)

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?
to my cat when i got home ^U^

28. Is Tupac still alive?
who?

29. Do you cry at weddings?
no cause theres cake

30. How do you like your eggs?
soft boiled

31. Are blondes dumb?
im blond and i have the highest SAT score out of the other juniors >_>

32. Where does the other sock end up?my cats take em and they never return

33. What time is it?
3:06 pm

4. Do you have a nickname?
nesiii, loc ness monster rawwrr, ally, A-E yeah thats all i can remember

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
oh geez yes even the coffee there is horrible

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
2 weeks ago

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
showers

38. Is Santa Claus real?
i wish

39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
its weirrrrd but yeah lol

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
no

41. What are you addicted to?
AXELLL
LEVIII
PETRAAAAA
DANGAN RONPA (doesnt count but season 2 is takin forever)

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
both mmmm


43. Can you crack your neck?
hell no that hurts

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
nope

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
im a hygenist do the math

46. Is drug free the way to be?
absolutely

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
i am but when one of my cats starts throwing up im up immidiatly

48. What color are your eyes?
blue that change into green idk why

50. Do you like your life?
never have

51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
o_O

52. Are you psychic?
i wouldnt need to go to work ever again if i was

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
herd of it never read it

54. Do you play any instruments?
use to but forgot

55. Have you ever stolen money?
no but im  magic and find a couple of 5s on the ground

56. Can you snowboard?
yeeesss

57. Do you like camping?
ye in my back yard

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
no

59. Do you believe in magic?
yes im magic

60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
and cats yes i do

61. You believe in divorce?
no but if the couple really needs to break up and nothing can fix it  then ya

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
I can... in a game

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
yeah.....

64. Is it cold outside today?
it was slightly warm for a change but rained this mornin.

65. What was the last thing you ate?
homemade cabbage soup mmm

66. Do you wear nail polish?
i dont like to put it on all the time

67. Have you ever been kissed?
depends what kind of kiss?

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
"Help. I've fallen and I can't get up" <---OH GOD MY FRIENDS TEASE ME ABOUT THIS WHEN I CANT GET UP FROM SITTING ON THE FLOR

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
screaming eagle yes

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Counting star

71. Do you like your job?
it has its up n downs

72. Do you like your classes in school?
nope

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
medium rare mmmm

74. Do you like these surveys?
its actually helped take my mind off my pain so yeah ^U^ im feelin better

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
lets see who wants to do this
:iconglowartist: (you know u wanna do dis)
 :icondevilkitty-xcl: (cause you need to make a journal >:U)
:iconjoop3r: (cause i love botherin chu :iconhurrplz:)
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  • Reading: Of Beetles or Angels
  • Playing: Dragons den

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DjNessa
Nessa (sometimes called snapple)
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Friends are like stars. You may not see them but they're always there

I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes, screaming EYYO!
I ordered fawking mayo...
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I am not a conversation starter but if your up for a little chat Ill be more then happy to.
eh if I dont reply its not that I dont want to its either I dont know what to write back or im busy and it takes me longer to write back, komenasiiii
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EbonyDarkness25 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: on Homunculus Request!
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Mobis-New-Nest Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
While playing hopscotch one day at the park you are suddenly knocked back by an unexpected punch to the face. You land on soft grass and as you pick yourself up you look around to find yourself surrounded by eccentric looking individual making strange mumbling noises as they move around you while others somersaulted around you. Their faces were hideously grey with morbidly grey skin and red eyes while their chests had had the letter Z engraved into it. “I.R is backing HA HA HA, stupid faving person now you feel the hate and pain of I.R as I sick Putties on youing” said a short Babbon in a white shirt that had the letter I and R written upside down, who stood on a flying platform. “NOT TODAY I.R!” said a voice out of nowhere. All heads turned to the direction the voice was coming from. “ALRIGHT GUYS IT’S MORPHING TIME” said a Caucasian man dressed in jeans, red t-shirt and red stripped a vest. Beside him were five other individuals each person dressed in their own separate colors of black, pink, blue, yellow and the last person was mixed colors, in fact the last person looked older than the rest and out of place with his oversized chin and a large bulge in his pants which could have indicated he was having an erection. They all put their hands out and forward and yelled “MASTODON!” “PTERODACTYL!” “SABER TOOTH TIGER!” “TRICERATOPS!” “TYRANNOSAURUS!” “PERVERTED HERMIT GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GOO!” Their clothes transformed into uniquely designed outfits with their helmet representing what they shouted out, expect for the perverted hermit, his clothes transformed into a hermit with a large shell on his back and still having that large bulge on the front of his pants. “Perverted hermit? Wait there isn’t a sixth ranger with that name, just who the hell are you?” asked the red ranger to the hermit. “Uh the green rangers sick for the day so I’m stepping in for him, names Quagmire GIGGITTY!” “My God are you having a boner?!” yelled the pink ranger “Yeah its morning wood and afternoon wood and night wood as well but enough of that we got some ass to kick” said Quagmire. Soon The Power Rangers and The Perverted Hermit Substituting For The Green Ranger had over powered and defeated the Putties. “GRRRRR STUPID POWER RANGERS AND HERMIT PERVERTING, IR WILL GET YOU AND FAVOR NEXT TIME” Yelled the baboon as he flew away on his floating platform. “Well another favor saved today, thank you for faving at Mobis-New-Nest” said the red ranger as he shakes your hand “Great job rangers we defeated evil once again and thank you uh hermit” said the red ranger “Hey don’t mention it happy to help all of you guys and gals GIGGITTY GIGGITTY GOO!” “Uh hermit maybe you can help me by taking your hand of my breast” said the pink ranger.
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Graphics-PP Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:.
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Mobis-New-Nest Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist

One Saturday morning you’re sitting and enjoying a bowl of French toast crunch while browsing through your e-mails on your lap top, when you’re suddenly interrupted by a knock at the door. You get up and answer the door. To your surprise you find four Caucasian male individuals dressed in urban clothing with the symbol of the maple leaf on each of their garments. “Hi I’m Chad Kroeger and this here is Ryan Peake, Mike Kroeger and Daniel Adair. We’re the band Nickelback. Did you happen to fave a deviation from Mobis-New-Nest gallery?” asks Chad. You look at them perplexed but nod. “SWEET! Well this is for you for having favored” said Chad. They each pull out their own instruments starting with guitars and lastly drums. Then they begin playing their performance.   

 

Everyone just thanks for the fave
While Mobis always thinks outside the box
He may not be a most popular deviant
But no can beat how gracious he is

He'll show you what's it like
When you comment his deviation  
He takes the time to write
To show his appreciation
So fave it from him,                    
Fave it for him
And he'll show a gracious attitude
Fave it for him
And you'll see his gratitude

People think he spamming their page
But he's taking 'thanks' to a whole new level
So before you report him read between the lines
because he isn't some spamming devil.     

He'll show you what's it like
When you comment his deviation  
He takes the time to write
To show his appreciation
So fave it from him,                    
Fave it for him
And he'll show a gracious attitude
Fave it for him
And you'll see his gratitude

 

They finish and begin packing up their instruments and wave goodbye to you. You close the door behind you wondering if you’ll ever fave another piece at Mobis-New-Nest.

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Agent-Pits Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hi hello hey i see you
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DjNessa Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i seez u to X3
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UnsunkenHedgehog101 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
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AaragonNega Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the favorite on my Homunculi artwork! I'm very grateful for the support!
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KevinThornRocks Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
No problem.
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DominoPunkyHeart Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Professional Writer
thanks for faving :)
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